We're smarter than ya think!!!!!!!!

A Smart Woman
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on snowy, cold Monday morning and it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished. But, amazingly, neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. We should drink this wine and celebrate our good fortunes." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any"?
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Prayer

Great God, I ask for no meaner pelf

Than that I may not disappoint myself,

That in my action I may soar as high

As I can now discern with this clear eye.

And next in value, which thy kindness lends,

That I may greatly disappoint my friends,

Howe'er they think or hope that it may be,

They may not dream how thou'st distinguished

me.

That my weak hand may equal my firm faith

And my life practice what my tongue saith

That my low conduct may not show

Nor my relenting lines

That I thy purpose did not know

Or overrated thy designs.

Henry David Thoreau

VBS 2010

Just a few pictures from VBS! I hope to have more up soon!

Super Fun!

I took these pictures yesterday afternoon! We had so much fun and they were so sweet! I was a little worried about the weather, but I think they turned great! I hope you enjoy them!